GLAFO

Good Luck and Fuck Off. A nice little way to sign off with someone you really don't like all that well. If weaved in just right, it will get written off as a typo.

So thanks, Rich, and glafo.

by Bubbles7001 April 14, 2009

Glamour

A group of Rachels, this can include Racheals, Raychells, Rachelles, or any form of Rxchxls.

"Oh where is Rachel?"
"Over there in the glamour."

by Haru42 February 17, 2021

GLaDOS

Some random AI that has two different appearances in Portal 1 and 2.
Hella tryna poison me with neurotoxin, failed two times.
Muthafuka sent Wheatley and Space Core a free trip to space (no returns).
Has once been fit into a potato. Nicknamed PotatOS.

Bro: Hey wanna eat some mashed potato for dinner?
Me: Hell naw. It might be GLaDOS infected. I don’t wanna poison someone with neurotoxin.

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019

Glamour Hots

The temporary 'attractiveness' that a homely or unattrative woman finds when sitting for Glamour Shots.

Jeff: Look at the pic on her bio, man! She's smokin' hot!

Mel: Go easy, bro! She's only got Glamour Hots!

by melosborne August 2, 2006

GLAF

GLAF is a leading B2B and B2C solutions provider and brand established in Boston, Massachusetts by Gaspard Lafalaise. The formation of the word GLAF is the result of compounding and blending the first and last names of the founder.

The brand is in operation in the United States since 1997. When it is not capitalized, it's synonymous with great satisfaction, exceeding expectations, or very good cheers.

- A GLAF Tech Advisor is on his way to help you fix your computer troubles.
- Our office runs on technology, and GLAF helps keep our devices running in good order.
- The consultant signed off after she wished all of us to "Have a very glaf day!"
- Their Zoom meetings often start with the operator's greeting the attendance with "Welcome! We're glaf you join us!"

by Ayit Ilokal December 23, 2022

GLaDOS

Aperture Science's greatest creation, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System; or GLaDOS, is a super computer with an 'infinite capacity for knowledge' who runs the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

GLaDOS' personality is made up by four 'cores'- spheres loaded with data that instill a sense of curiosity, morality, logic (or, alternatively, cake or memory), and anger into her system. The Morality core is notorious for failing, or being blocked, allowing her to go on rampages that end in the death of Aperture Science employees (by way of deadly neurotoxic gas), and run insane tests for the good of all of us.

GLaDOS will never value your safety over your unique ideas and creativity.

by Dr. Paine August 17, 2009

GLaDOS

GLaDOS is the massive supercomputer of Apeture Science. GLaDOS is one of the only 2 main characters in the first Portal, and is still a main character in Portal 2. GLaDOS had different cores plugged into the sides of her. The last core was plugged in late, but this was because she flooded the Enrichment Centre with a deadly nerotoxin, the core was the Morality core (Followed on from her curisoty, anger and inteligence cores) and was supposed to stop her from flooding the enrichment centre. When Chell meets GLaDOS, GLaDOS mentions a suprise, but instead of the suprise (most likely going to be nerotoxin) her morality core falls out. Trying to tell Chell to leave it alone, Chell incinerates it, and she starts flooding the enrichment centre again. GLaDOS stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. GLaDOS also was killed by Chell, but re-awakened by Wheatly and Chell a later few thousand years on, and want to continue testing.

GLaDOS's Morality core causes her to lie.

Example:

GLaDOS: You are doing, very well!
GLaDOS: You will be baked, and then, there will be cake.

by Hunter4271 July 5, 2011