2 definitions by CBurbanI.Q.
Verb: To have rough, rapid penetrative sex with an old-aged Pensioner.
Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)
The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).
Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)
The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).
Homie 1: (at the end of a long-winded, emotional speech, having sensed a secret being held back) "...no secrets between us!! Just tell me!"
Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"
Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"
Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)
Homie 1: "..."
Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)
Homie 1: "...A'ight."
Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"
Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"
Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)
Homie 1: "..."
Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)
Homie 1: "...A'ight."
by CBurbanI.Q. September 4, 2020
A young girl, teen, or woman, who has adopted the lifestyle, and values of gang mentality.
She typically dresses in sexually provocative, or gang-affiliated clothes- notably a full tracksuit, or skin-tight leggings, and may also have key accessories, such as unreasonably tanned skin, unreasonably large, hooped earrings, and a Camel Toe on show.
The typical Chav girl will be provocative in personality, to overcome any insecurities she has around;
-Her intelligence
-Her looks
-Her life choices
-Her physical strength
-Chav Boys.
As such, she is more likely to be sexually promiscuous towards her counterpart, violent, and a product of the criminal system.
She typically dresses in sexually provocative, or gang-affiliated clothes- notably a full tracksuit, or skin-tight leggings, and may also have key accessories, such as unreasonably tanned skin, unreasonably large, hooped earrings, and a Camel Toe on show.
The typical Chav girl will be provocative in personality, to overcome any insecurities she has around;
-Her intelligence
-Her looks
-Her life choices
-Her physical strength
-Chav Boys.
As such, she is more likely to be sexually promiscuous towards her counterpart, violent, and a product of the criminal system.
(At the courthouse)
Mandem 1: "Bruv?!? Is that Felicia?!?"
Mandem 2: "Yeahhh Cuz. She's here for G.B.H."
Mandem 1: "Fam?! She was, like, the nerd of my class in college!"
Mandem 2: "Yeah, I heard. But then she sucked my cousins in the park last summer, and they took her in, ennit. Since then, she's been on that Thug Life, B."
Mandem 1 (In disbelief): "F**k about......???"
Mandem 2's Lawyer (Thinking to himself): 'That Felicia sounds like a classic Chav Girl'
Mandem 1: "Bruv?!? Is that Felicia?!?"
Mandem 2: "Yeahhh Cuz. She's here for G.B.H."
Mandem 1: "Fam?! She was, like, the nerd of my class in college!"
Mandem 2: "Yeah, I heard. But then she sucked my cousins in the park last summer, and they took her in, ennit. Since then, she's been on that Thug Life, B."
Mandem 1 (In disbelief): "F**k about......???"
Mandem 2's Lawyer (Thinking to himself): 'That Felicia sounds like a classic Chav Girl'
by CBurbanI.Q. December 20, 2019