GIFese
My friend and I are obsessed with GIFs. We speak GIFese fluently. We have long, drawn out conversations entirely through GIFs. It's a blast!
GIFese by Reverend_Dude October 26, 2025
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Giese
1. To formally manipulate including forcing information out of ones own conscious using nonverbal signals.
2. Only telling half of the truth without technically "lying" but having a reason to.
2. Only telling half of the truth without technically "lying" but having a reason to.
Brianne: So you are telling me "nothing" happened last night?
Niko: Fine! We just made out okay? You don't have to giese me.
Niko: Fine! We just made out okay? You don't have to giese me.
Giese by The Prodigy Tryth December 18, 2013
Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns
The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.
Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.
Pat Shea: How do you know that?
Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how
Pat Shea: How do you know that?
Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how
Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns by the schnozzberries January 26, 2010
Giesel
Shes a very beautiful lady ! Everyone loves her personality and just the way she is. She might call her friends names and play rough with them but at the end of the day she loves her friends. Giesel is a very sweet and nice person towards everyone , one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Even though whenever someone’s feeling down or even herself she’ll always find a way to make someone smile or just laugh. Also very funny & intelligent.
giesel is so pretty!
Giesel by Daisy hernandezz December 6, 2018
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giesel by Richie2205 July 25, 2016
Golden Gieser
It is when you piss in a woman's vagina intill it fills up and the she queefs and it sprays hot golden piss.
Golden Gieser by Strat101 August 14, 2011
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