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Giesecked 

To be lectured in a patronizing way without having any solid reference
I was Giesecked by a guy. He tells me I am wrong but he doesn´t show my any evidence
Giesecked by Latza May 27, 2020
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1. To formally manipulate including forcing information out of ones own conscious using nonverbal signals.

2. Only telling half of the truth without technically "lying" but having a reason to.
Brianne: So you are telling me "nothing" happened last night?
Niko: Fine! We just made out okay? You don't have to giese me.
Giese by The Prodigy Tryth December 18, 2013

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns 

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.
Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how
Shes a very beautiful lady ! Everyone loves her personality and just the way she is. She might call her friends names and play rough with them but at the end of the day she loves her friends. Giesel is a very sweet and nice person towards everyone , one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Even though whenever someone’s feeling down or even herself she’ll always find a way to make someone smile or just laugh. Also very funny & intelligent.
giesel is so pretty!
Giesel by Daisy hernandezz December 6, 2018
Brandon kicked him in his giesel!
giesel by Richie2205 July 25, 2016

Golden Gieser

It is when you piss in a woman's vagina intill it fills up and the she queefs and it sprays hot golden piss.
Yellow Stone Park but sexy-er =Golden Gieser
Golden Gieser by Strat101 August 14, 2011