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HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F. 

HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F.- definition: Acronym- Have A Good One F*ck Face // conversational dead end and or dodge quote of the mediocre humans meaningless to most and simply unavoidable to many, usually leaving one feeling braindead and wondering why they even said that might you end it with a bang f*ck face! Ha.. such a macabre formed habit in ordinary society wake up! however there is a proper way to use the phrase that is reasonably polite in a manner to escape and flee a from a conversation, but sadly at the turning point of a conversation carry a pass to saying goodbye and sometimes it just comes out f*ce face have a good one are you sleeping
Hagoff/H.A.G.O.F.F. have a good one f*ck face! common courtesy and simple simpletons can now just f*cking Hagoff- about it and make my day! Y'all justa buncha hagoffs cant turn ya brains on i am hagoffin outta here haha hagoffs ate the crust and it wasn't even stuffed not judgin just hagoff
HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F. by XILLIVADER January 16, 2025

G.E.O.F.F 

A Name Given to large women.
Giant Enormous Overweight Fat Fucker
i cant believe you got with that Geoff ( G.E.O.F.F)last night mate, that was grim
G.E.O.F.F by pandapinda April 2, 2013

G.O.F.A.W. 

He likes care bears!?!?!?!?!?! He needs a G.O.F.A.W., posse up guys!
G.O.F.A.W. by shiesty February 9, 2003

B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D. 

Best Friends Forever Until We Grow Old And Die
"Erica, are we B.F.F.'s?"
"NO!!! We are B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D.!!"
"Ah, I see!"
1. Grenade of Fuck
2. Shaking and dropping a 2-liter bottle (cap-first) from a car moving at high speeds.
That G.O.F just covered my mother in Pepsi!
G.O.F by Vinny Conti September 22, 2005
Goddamn Obnoxious Fan
Basically any person that crosses over from being enthusiastic about a subject to being a fanatical ass-hat that slams anyone who doesn't agree with his/her views. GOFs can rise out of any subject including, but not limited to StarWars, anime, rock bands, games, and TV shows.
Ben- You know, I keep hearing good things about InuYasha, but I just don't like the style.
David- OMFG Inuyasha R0XX0RZ!! U R g@y!! STFU!!!
Ben- Jesus! You've become a friggen GOF!
G.O.F. by Rakeman June 13, 2005
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