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Gulfer
Gulfer is a known name commonly is Africa,
Means very helpful friend and will always have your back
- hard worker likes to chill around friends and like to drink a lot of alcohol but is a great guy to hang out around with
Means very helpful friend and will always have your back
- hard worker likes to chill around friends and like to drink a lot of alcohol but is a great guy to hang out around with
Gulfer by onnacomeupgt November 23, 2021
sleep golfer
A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019
Golfer Kick
A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"
Golfer Kick by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010
the golfer
Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.
...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.
the golfer by Reuben D. February 15, 2008
Gulfem
Gulfem is a name for the most beautiful girls. It is an amazing name for anybody. Gulfems are intelligent, genius and pretty.
Gulfem by kurbisvakvak February 5, 2020
gurfer
gurfer by 123456qwerty123456 December 22, 2009
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