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Someone who happily drinks all the social distortions, and buzzwords that are created to stereotype people who are fighting for truth in politics. This person might have good intentions yet lack social creativity, and spatial capabilities, and resorts to other peoples terms for power. "Gulpers" are usually associated with both left, and right wing pundits, in U.S. Politics.
Woman: Did you hear about the book "Ecoscience" that Obama's science advisor John P Holdren co-authored with Bush's science advisor, that talks about sterilizing the water supply...etc?

Woman #2(lib): You must be a right winger!

Man(con): But Bush was a great president, except for the mass genocide, and support for eugenics!

woman: Wow,you two are some serious gulpers!
Gulper by SickNTired July 28, 2009
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Damn! Dat trick ass gulper gave it to me good last night.
gulper by Benjamin Ruiz March 5, 2004
Easier way of making fun of a gay person
That guys walks like a Gulper
Gulper by Patrik Padilla January 20, 2023

Gulper Eel 

When a girl is giving you head and tases your nuts.
Damn did you hear them next door lastnight, it sounded like Marcelo was getting gulper eeled.
Gulper Eel by Sindal February 3, 2024

pulp gulper 

Term for weirdos who drink their orange juice with pulp.
Person 1: Is that pulp in your drink?
Person 2: Yeah, I like it that way.
Person 1: Okay, fucking pulp gulper.
pulp gulper by Arsonist_MLGXpert January 20, 2021

Pussy Gulper 

Pussy Gulper (Acronym. PG): noun
1. a person who gulps his/her drink in a weak, timid, or unmanly manner.

2. in many countries PG is degrading and dishonorable

3. most frequently used when referencing alcohol
1. "stop Pussy Gulping take it like a man"

2. "yo u better Pussy Gulp my drink, dont be trying to take it"

3. "u damn Pussy Gulper give me that ill show you a real gulp"

cum gulper

A woman who loves to swallow semen excreted by a man during orgasm.
That chick I was with last night was definately a cum gulper.
cum gulper by Pete Freud August 22, 2006
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