Fwailing 

A sport in which the objective is to jump from the greatest height possible into the most shallow water you can land in without sustaining serious injuries.

We had a fwailing contest down at the creek.

Fwailing by blasterofparis September 14, 2012

failing up 

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.

Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.

failing up by Nestor W. March 5, 2008

Flailing Susan 

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!

Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.

Flailing Susan by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009

Jimmy Failing 

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

Jimmy Failing by pFritzo July 10, 2014

failing 

my life

what are you doing honey

failing

failing by yeetthefeet April 17, 2019

failing asleep 

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018

asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians

im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school

asian failing by dirk lance August 16, 2005