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1. (n) Used to describe husbands who are extremely hairy. Usually reserved for those with back hair that climbs all the way up the back of the neck and merges with the hairline.

2. (n) A loving way to address a hairy husband.
"Excuse me, but your fuzzband's mane is getting out of control"

"You are my fuzzy wuzzy fuzzband and I wuv you!"
fuzzband by visionarty October 30, 2007
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fuzzbanger 

A synonym for lesbian created from the art of banging their vagina's together during sex.
As Jeremy saw two lipstick lesbians making out on the dance floor, he exclaimed "Look at those hot fuzzbangers!"
fuzzbanger by Frumper July 24, 2010

fuzzbanger 

an interesting word, which I am led to believe I made up, some days ago, which I find hilarious, and should be used as much as possible, and worked into conversation wherever it can, similar to wordpinkle/word.
Person: Why hello old chap, what are you doing?
Person 2: Well, I'm having a right old fuzzbanger you see
Person: Ah yes, because I know what you're saying, I understand entirely. Ho ho.
Person 2: Yes, fuzzbanger is an excellent idea, thankyou pinkle

fuzzbanks 

player who is shit at pvp and joined in late 2019. general dumbass
person 1: hey you hear about fuzzbanks?
person 2: who?
person 1: exactly
fuzzbanks by fuzzbanks October 19, 2020

Fuzzbinoon 

Somebody that farts in the bathtub and licks the bubbles.
Your breath stinks Jay, why do you have to be such a fuzzbinoon?
Fuzzbinoon by Adz79 February 17, 2023
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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