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1. (n) Used to describe husbands who are extremely hairy. Usually reserved for those with back hair that climbs all the way up the back of the neck and merges with the hairline.

2. (n) A loving way to address a hairy husband.
"Excuse me, but your fuzzband's mane is getting out of control"

"You are my fuzzy wuzzy fuzzband and I wuv you!"
fuzzband by visionarty October 30, 2007
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fuzzbanger 

A synonym for lesbian created from the art of banging their vagina's together during sex.
As Jeremy saw two lipstick lesbians making out on the dance floor, he exclaimed "Look at those hot fuzzbangers!"
fuzzbanger by Frumper July 24, 2010

fuzzbanger 

an interesting word, which I am led to believe I made up, some days ago, which I find hilarious, and should be used as much as possible, and worked into conversation wherever it can, similar to wordpinkle/word.
Person: Why hello old chap, what are you doing?
Person 2: Well, I'm having a right old fuzzbanger you see
Person: Ah yes, because I know what you're saying, I understand entirely. Ho ho.
Person 2: Yes, fuzzbanger is an excellent idea, thankyou pinkle

fuzzbanks 

player who is shit at pvp and joined in late 2019. general dumbass
person 1: hey you hear about fuzzbanks?
person 2: who?
person 1: exactly
fuzzbanks by fuzzbanks October 19, 2020

Fuzzbinoon 

Somebody that farts in the bathtub and licks the bubbles.
Your breath stinks Jay, why do you have to be such a fuzzbinoon?
Fuzzbinoon by Adz79 February 17, 2023