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fuzzbanks 

player who is shit at pvp and joined in late 2019. general dumbass
person 1: hey you hear about fuzzbanks?
person 2: who?
person 1: exactly
fuzzbanks by fuzzbanks October 19, 2020
Words you can keep

1. (n) Used to describe husbands who are extremely hairy. Usually reserved for those with back hair that climbs all the way up the back of the neck and merges with the hairline.

2. (n) A loving way to address a hairy husband.
"Excuse me, but your fuzzband's mane is getting out of control"

"You are my fuzzy wuzzy fuzzband and I wuv you!"
fuzzband by visionarty October 30, 2007
That really good feeling that tingles down below. Coined by musician Nathan Cavaleri on his twitch stream after he got particularly excited about a track he was laying down.

clips.twitch.tv/SaltyExquisiteLEDTheRinger-5CnO6QOD3FyD580M
"ahh yeah. thats good. its giving me Fuzzballs"
Fuzzballs by Qaizoku September 5, 2021

fuzzbanger 

A synonym for lesbian created from the art of banging their vagina's together during sex.
As Jeremy saw two lipstick lesbians making out on the dance floor, he exclaimed "Look at those hot fuzzbangers!"
fuzzbanger by Frumper July 24, 2010

fuzzbanger 

an interesting word, which I am led to believe I made up, some days ago, which I find hilarious, and should be used as much as possible, and worked into conversation wherever it can, similar to wordpinkle/word.
Person: Why hello old chap, what are you doing?
Person 2: Well, I'm having a right old fuzzbanger you see
Person: Ah yes, because I know what you're saying, I understand entirely. Ho ho.
Person 2: Yes, fuzzbanger is an excellent idea, thankyou pinkle
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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