A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.

See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
by Yasmin Mitchell August 22, 2019
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