Futtner 

Something that smells bad...kind of like old Guacamole.
Its the size of a keebler elf, and has not much use. If your looking for a nice new Gnome, go buy a futtner.

Maaa, can we get rid of that old Gnome, its kind of scary. Yes, thats a good idea.

How about we get a futtner?

Futtner by MoooooooBIGGY January 3, 2010

buck futter 

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.

Don't be such a buck futter!

buck futter by mullett January 14, 2003

Futterwacken 

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.

Futterwacken by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

buck futter 

Used my Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy skit.

Many people overlook the fact that, while switching the tt anc ck results in butt fucker, switching the b and f results in the equally humourous "Fuck butter", sexual effluent perhaps?

I whipped up a batch of ol' fashioned buck futter with your mum last night

buck futter by Slyph February 18, 2005

Dungy Futterman 

Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.

Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.

Dungy Futterman by Kenny the Tiger October 14, 2017

Futterwack 

To dance ever so vigorously, in quite a .... mad way :) ,

This is the famous Futterwack from Tim Burton's (2010) Alice in Wonderland danced by none other than the mad hatter by moving and popping various parts of your leg from your waist to your feet

"I will futterwack vigorously if we succeed."

"Yoooo you might be able to jerk but I can futterwack!"

Futterwack by ForTheLoveOfGaGa March 24, 2010

mutter-futter

A nice way of saying "mother-fucker."

Hey, what's up, you mutter-futter!?

mutter-futter by Teresa A. Burr August 4, 2008