Futterbace

The opposite of a butterface. A woman with a hot face and mediocre body.

That Camilla Vallejo is such a Futterbace!

by luckypierre September 8, 2012

fatterbate

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

Futterwacken

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.

by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

Futterwack

To dance ever so vigorously, in quite a .... mad way :) ,

This is the famous Futterwack from Tim Burton's (2010) Alice in Wonderland danced by none other than the mad hatter by moving and popping various parts of your leg from your waist to your feet

"I will futterwack vigorously if we succeed."

"Yoooo you might be able to jerk but I can futterwack!"

by ForTheLoveOfGaGa March 24, 2010

fatterbate

to masterbate of the fat.

to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...

by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008

futterwacken

Mad Hatter's trademark dance that was not only one of the most embarrassing and unnecessarily awkward moments in the history of cinema, but also the moment when Tim Burton's credibility as a director hit an all time low.

On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.

In short, David's talent was used for evil.

*Alice kills Jabberwocky; Hatter performing Futterwacken*

Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"

by jinvapor December 4, 2010

Futterwacking

A dance that embarrasses the audience and causes instant regret. Also see WhatTheFucking...

Alice in wonderland was great until the Futterwacking started.

by angry bboy March 7, 2010