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Futtered 

To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.
I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.
Futtered by Dick Tip5 July 4, 2021
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fluttered 

That moment you realize you're not on Earth anymore

Synonomns: fried,high,fucked up, dummy, stuck, and faded.
Jimmy just hit the blunt, then he ripped a dab and realized he was fluttered.
fluttered by 420bonghits4jesus March 17, 2016

to be fettered 

To be broken up with by someone who you are not dating.
I just got fettered. That's gotta be worse than being broken up with.
to be fettered by GHSwfu May 19, 2005

All Fattered Up 

Devin got all fattered up and lost his virginity to a fat chick at UNI.
All Fattered Up by Awalk October 13, 2005
A shapely and pleasant looking ass, usually something accompanied by muscular thighs and hips. A gender neutral adjective word though mostly seen on gay gym bunnies. Not to be confused with" Table top ass" "Donk" or "Fattie". Synonyms for Bubble butt, muscle butt, and cake ass.
Shapely gym bunny walls by two guys.

Straight Guy 1: Shit! Did you see that?

Straight Guy 2: Hell yeah, That fattered gym bunny?! I'd hit it. No homo

Guy 1: Dude.......

Booty Bubble butt pass the ass
fattered by Asstothegrass24 September 13, 2016

Buck Futteridge

An individual who is obessed with Anime. "it" also spends hours reaching into "its" father's anu...i mean bucket.
NO 2d GIRLS FOR U BUCK FUTTERIDGE!
Buck Futteridge by Unknown December 20, 2003
Fattered referes to someone overweight who has tired themselves out
Overweight person speaking to someone after exercising " that was a hard session I'm absolutely fattered"
Fattered by Bigbaw5 June 26, 2021