Futt Buck

Butt Fuck with the first letters reversed.

His supervisor really futt bucked him good over that last foul up.

by Eddy April 11, 2005

Buck Futt

Same as Futt Buck, just with the words reversed as well. The "clean" way to say "Butt Fuck"

You stupid buck futter!

by NecroSen September 21, 2005

Futt-Buckery

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

Futt Bucker

a man who has sex anally with women, derived from the term "butt fucker" which applies to homosexual men, a "futt bucker" is a heterosexual man who likes to stick it in women's back door.

I need a girl who will let me have anal sex with her because I am a "futt bucker".

by Stubb Rock May 3, 2004

Buckle futt

The opposite of Butt Fuckle

“Hey Noah, wanna buckle futt?”
“Ohhhh yes!!!”

by Buckle futter April 21, 2024

futtbuck

The compromised version of "buttfuck". Can be used in public without having stones cast at you.

Man, I would totally futtbuck that girl.

by Dike Man October 30, 2008

Futtbuck

A more polite and funny way to say the word “buttfuck”; created by switching the b and the f in the word.

Trace and Patrick are total futtbucks.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019