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Buck Futt
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Futt Bucker • Futt-Buckery • futtbuck • Buck Futt • Buckle futt • futtbucking • futt • futt-bugly • futt butt • futt hater
Futt-Buckery
Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.
Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...
Futt-Buckery by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013
Futt Bucker
a man who has sex anally with women, derived from the term "butt fucker" which applies to homosexual men, a "futt bucker" is a heterosexual man who likes to stick it in women's back door.
Futt Bucker by Stubb Rock May 3, 2004
Buckle futt
Buckle futt by Buckle futter April 21, 2024
Futtbuck
A more polite and funny way to say the word “buttfuck”; created by switching the b and the f in the word.
Futtbuck by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019
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