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Futt-Buckery 

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.
Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...
Futt-Buckery by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013
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Futt Bucker 

a man who has sex anally with women, derived from the term "butt fucker" which applies to homosexual men, a "futt bucker" is a heterosexual man who likes to stick it in women's back door.
I need a girl who will let me have anal sex with her because I am a "futt bucker".
Futt Bucker by Stubb Rock May 3, 2004
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futtbucker 

n. (fuht-buh-ker)

One who fucks butts. Same as butt fucker but the first letters are switched. Usually referring to gay men.
That Timmy boy down the road is a real futtbucker.
futtbucker by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007

futtbucker 

1) N: a person who would enjoy/enjoys being fucked in their ass...by anyone or anything. 2) essentially the same as buttfucker but somewhere you cant swear (school)
John: "lets go bomb that hill bro' Chris: "I cant, gotta go home soon"
John: "don't be a futtbucker you queer"
futtbucker by Deathclawofdeath June 11, 2017

Futtbucker 

Worse than a buttfucker cause futtbucker sounds worse
Hey have you met Paul?

You mean that futtbucker?

Yeah that guy
Futtbucker by Biologicalwater March 26, 2021

Futtbuckery

General shenanigans, douchebaggery, and also stupidity that is usually involving one or more of ones stupid friends.

Many times futtbuckery happens on social media, out at places that supply alcoholic beverages, and when any sort of group of friends begins to abuse substances as a collective.
There was so much futtbuckery last night on Facebook...

Oh, lord... Here comes the suppliers of the local night time futtbuckery.
Futtbuckery by Chase D. L. October 24, 2017

FuttBucker 

Referring to a legendary gamer, who brutally annihilates everyone he plays against.
Woah was that FuttBucker?!? His opponent got FuttBucked unconsentually!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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