A group of
people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb
blast of
Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to
eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic
fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of
Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting
knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.