Furtard

a stupi furry

Hey did you know Cosmo is a furtard?
Cosmo: nigga moment

by furtard101 June 25, 2020

Furtard

A porn addicted furry man-child whose humor is equivalent to one of an 11 year old middle schooler, usually making jokes of explicit or sexual nature. They excessively boast about their substance abuse typically of alcohol and other drugs, or constantly mention sexual topics because they have a skewed perception of how actual adults act and see these actions as being indicative of maturity, when in reality it cements their status as a social reject.

"Did you see Jimmy wearing a tail and skirt yesterday? He's so annoying, what a Furtard."

by Olivertz December 23, 2023

Furtard

A whimsical domesticated animal, typically a pet, often lovingly referred to as a "fur baby" by the humans who have entered into a preternatural contract of servitude with said dunce animal. Generally stinks and sheds hair, makes awful sounds, treated as a baby by old people and childless couples. Has descended far from the grace and strength of its ancestors.

Ahhh look, that couple is letting that furtard lick ice cream out of their mouths with a tongue that was just used to taste another furtard's feces.

by nukelukem January 6, 2025