Furtard
Furtard by furtard101 June 25, 2020
Furtard
A porn addicted furry man-child whose humor is equivalent to one of an 11 year old middle schooler, usually making jokes of explicit or sexual nature. They excessively boast about their substance abuse typically of alcohol and other drugs, or constantly mention sexual topics because they have a skewed perception of how actual adults act and see these actions as being indicative of maturity, when in reality it cements their status as a social reject.
Furtard
A whimsical domesticated animal, typically a pet, often lovingly referred to as a "fur baby" by the humans who have entered into a preternatural contract of servitude with said dunce animal. Generally stinks and sheds hair, makes awful sounds, treated as a baby by old people and childless couples. Has descended far from the grace and strength of its ancestors.
Ahhh look, that couple is letting that furtard lick ice cream out of their mouths with a tongue that was just used to taste another furtard's feces.
fuktard
1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.
fuctard
A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.
That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!
fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003
Fartarded
When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.