Furtard
Furtard by furtard101 June 25, 2020
Furtard
A porn addicted furry man-child whose humor is equivalent to one of an 11 year old middle schooler, usually making jokes of explicit or sexual nature. They excessively boast about their substance abuse typically of alcohol and other drugs, or constantly mention sexual topics because they have a skewed perception of how actual adults act and see these actions as being indicative of maturity, when in reality it cements their status as a social reject.
Furtard
A whimsical domesticated animal, typically a pet, often lovingly referred to as a "fur baby" by the humans who have entered into a preternatural contract of servitude with said dunce animal. Generally stinks and sheds hair, makes awful sounds, treated as a baby by old people and childless couples. Has descended far from the grace and strength of its ancestors.