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a fucking ugly tard-or retard, who is categorically stupid, deserving of the adverb fucking, and quite unattractive. Similar to fucktard, but not really.
That bitch-a slaggy cunt who slept with a man knowing full well he had an std, is a fugtard.
fugtard by therarestgemofall,ruby December 19, 2007
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THe word is a combination of Fugly(coinicidentaly a combination of fucking and ugly) and retard-from Loyola HIgh School in L.A.
When vinnie said that NY was a republican state we was being a fugtard
fugtard by j dizzle November 27, 2004
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First, that bitch has to be Fucking goddamn UGLY - put a bag over da head and do yo bidness, kinda ugly. Second, she has to be damn near retarded. But who gives a shit, right - less arguing, more fuckin' - cuz being a fugtard makes you HORNY. Like the Dice-man sayeth - "nobody ever thought of fucking that - I'm gonna make her mine!" We're talking that kind of ugly, retarded horny bitch. Have fun!!
My side ho is a fugtard, but who gives a fuck, right?
fugtard by MeatHammer17 May 4, 2019
a fugly retard who has no friends.
That one girl who walks around by herself must be a total fugtard.
fugtard by aliicarcc December 21, 2009
a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.
He is such a Fuktard.
fuktard by mgbach August 17, 2011
1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.
"I believe James might be a fuktard."
fuktard by Leshiye March 16, 2005
A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.
That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!
fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003
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