Furtard

A whimsical domesticated animal, typically a pet, often lovingly referred to as a "fur baby" by the humans who have entered into a preternatural contract of servitude with said dunce animal. Generally stinks and sheds hair, makes awful sounds, treated as a baby by old people and childless couples. Has descended far from the grace and strength of its ancestors.
Ahhh look, that couple is letting that furtard lick ice cream out of their mouths with a tongue that was just used to taste another furtard's feces.
by nukelukem January 07, 2025
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