Furgargle

When a person performs intense, sloppy, oral sex on a hairy vagina, and gets hair in the back of their throat.

Man, I furgargled Susie so hard last night, I coughed up a fur ball.

by Chief Furgargle February 19, 2017

Furggle

A fart sound made by a massive explosion of gas while submerged in a bathtub with approximately 1 to 2 feet of water. The tub provides the perfect amount of reverb and acoustics; thus creating the furggle sound.

I rocked a monster furggle last night in the tub.

by Farty Willy June 4, 2017

Fagargle

to gag yourself on an object covered in toothpaste and used as a toothbrush

Go fagargle a dick.

by Wheres-The-Fun-in-That December 10, 2014

furburgler

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.

God damn that kid is really a furburgler!

by Austin April 18, 2004

burgargle

A clumsy series of weak and/or inconsistent excuses, esp. those offered by a male to a female to avoid an issue raised by said female.

Sarah: So, why again won't Devin let you visit him in his apartment after 7 weeks of dating?

Heather: I dunno. He just keeps giving me this burgargle about roaches one week, his back aching the next, and unsightly sink mold the next. I'm starting to think he lives with his parents.

by sarity July 16, 2013

fungarole

an orgy slave

i keep my funagarole in the shed

by mikelucky October 28, 2003

Furgurkle

It can be anything you want it to be.

My boyfriend is such a furgurkle.

Does this color go with my furgurkle?

You look furgurkly this morning.

by TheFurgurkleGirl November 23, 2009