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furburgler 

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.
God damn that kid is really a furburgler!
furburgler by Austin April 18, 2004
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Furburgled 

The horrible act of having your furburger stolen by a furburgler! Such crimes are allowed in most states of the USA. ~apel.
Victim: Jeeze this is the third time ive been furburgled this week!! Police Officer: Oh thats not good, could i just check to make sure it's really gone?
Furburgled by apel_turn0va November 27, 2007

Furgargle 

When a person performs intense, sloppy, oral sex on a hairy vagina, and gets hair in the back of their throat.
Man, I furgargled Susie so hard last night, I coughed up a fur ball.
Furgargle by Chief Furgargle February 19, 2017

Furmuckle 

Generic, UPC certified, word for replacement of other words.
“23 furmuckles is no excuse!”
“Are you furmucklin’ me right now?!”
“Are you playing with your furmuckle again?”
“You look super furmucklely with those glasses.”
“I think the dog wants you to throw the furmuckle.”
“She should really cover those furmuckles.”
“He keeps tripping over his furmuckle.”
“Does this furmuckle make me look fat?”
“What are we gonna do with this furmuckle?”
“I gave her a furmuckle necklace“
“This situation is a furmuckle”
“Stop dragging your furmuckles and get back to work!“
“Once it enters your urethra, you’re furmuckled”
“.....and Samuel L Jackson said “YOU WILL KNOW THE HAND OF THE FURMUCKLE AS IT REIGNS DOWN FROM GOD HIMSELF!”
“The fission of the atom begins shortly after the furmuckle enters the nucleus.”
“Furmuckle with love”
”It’s so peaceful to watch deer furmuckle in the field“
“Don’t furmuckle with me?”
“....Then bake the furmuckle at 400 degrees for 30minutes or until golden brown”
“Furmuckle… Try it you’ll like it!“
“I have been told that I furmuckle in my sleep“
“Furmuckle Christ!!!!”
“Lemon cookie pickle ice cream! That is so furmuckle!”
Furmuckle by OhioTroupe April 11, 2020

Furnunkle 

His speedo put his furnunkle on full display.
Furnunkle by Podcast fam May 6, 2023

furnurgle 

To make something fit when it wouldn't normally fit
This sofa is a bit tight to get through the doorway..if we furnurgle it around we will get it through the doorway
furnurgle by Lauraaaaaaaaa12 July 12, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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