Furgurkle 

It can be anything you want it to be.

My boyfriend is such a furgurkle.

Does this color go with my furgurkle?

You look furgurkly this morning.

Furgurkle by TheFurgurkleGirl November 23, 2009

furburgler 

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.

God damn that kid is really a furburgler!

furburgler by Austin April 18, 2004

Furburgled 

The horrible act of having your furburger stolen by a furburgler! Such crimes are allowed in most states of the USA. ~apel.

Victim: Jeeze this is the third time ive been furburgled this week!! Police Officer: Oh thats not good, could i just check to make sure it's really gone?

Furburgled by apel_turn0va November 27, 2007

Furgargle 

When a person performs intense, sloppy, oral sex on a hairy vagina, and gets hair in the back of their throat.

Man, I furgargled Susie so hard last night, I coughed up a fur ball.

Furgargle by Chief Furgargle February 19, 2017

Furmuckle 

Generic, UPC certified, word for replacement of other words.

“23 furmuckles is no excuse!”
“Are you furmucklin’ me right now?!”
“Are you playing with your furmuckle again?”
“You look super furmucklely with those glasses.”
“I think the dog wants you to throw the furmuckle.”
“She should really cover those furmuckles.”
“He keeps tripping over his furmuckle.”
“Does this furmuckle make me look fat?”
“What are we gonna do with this furmuckle?”
“I gave her a furmuckle necklace“
“This situation is a furmuckle”
“Stop dragging your furmuckles and get back to work!“
“Once it enters your urethra, you’re furmuckled”
“.....and Samuel L Jackson said “YOU WILL KNOW THE HAND OF THE FURMUCKLE AS IT REIGNS DOWN FROM GOD HIMSELF!”
“The fission of the atom begins shortly after the furmuckle enters the nucleus.”
“Furmuckle with love”
”It’s so peaceful to watch deer furmuckle in the field“
“Don’t furmuckle with me?”
“....Then bake the furmuckle at 400 degrees for 30minutes or until golden brown”
“Furmuckle… Try it you’ll like it!“
“I have been told that I furmuckle in my sleep“
“Furmuckle Christ!!!!”
“Lemon cookie pickle ice cream! That is so furmuckle!”

Furmuckle by OhioTroupe April 11, 2020

Furnunkle 

Furry moose knuckle

His speedo put his furnunkle on full display.

Furnunkle by Podcast fam May 6, 2023

furnurgle 

To make something fit when it wouldn't normally fit

This sofa is a bit tight to get through the doorway..if we furnurgle it around we will get it through the doorway

furnurgle by Lauraaaaaaaaa12 July 12, 2024