burgargle

A clumsy series of weak and/or inconsistent excuses, esp. those offered by a male to a female to avoid an issue raised by said female.

Sarah: So, why again won't Devin let you visit him in his apartment after 7 weeks of dating?

Heather: I dunno. He just keeps giving me this burgargle about roaches one week, his back aching the next, and unsightly sink mold the next. I'm starting to think he lives with his parents.

by sarity July 16, 2013

Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

Tird Burgerler

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.

Nature abhors a tird burgerler.

by Bingley February 18, 2008

Turd Burgaler

One who burgles turds.

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.

by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

turd burggler

When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.

Its happened to you, you know it has

by Ba-Dunk-a-Dunk May 13, 2005

Ass Burgaler

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

by Sparkss August 30, 2006

buggarile

Adjective form of the word buggar (aka sodomize)

The buggarile son-of-a-bitch tried to do me as I bent over to fix the sink pipe.

by danclay February 4, 2008