Furded
Furded by Blunt blizzy December 17, 2017
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Sam Forded
The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
Shided and farded and camed
Shided and farded and camed by FARD TIME June 17, 2018
furred
dam nigga you always furred.
" what are you doin tonite?" " uh... idk probally go to a party and get furred"
" what are you doin tonite?" " uh... idk probally go to a party and get furred"
furred by ambitiouslil1 February 8, 2010
Furderer
One who buys, sells, or partakes in the production and manufacture of fur goods such as coats, hats etc.
Dave: "Nice Mink coat, bitch!"
Sally: "Dave, be nice."
Dave: Shut up, Mom. How would you like it if I killed your precious Pomeranian and used her fur to make an adorable bag to keep my ballsack warm."
Sally: "Firstly, SHE is a HE, and secondly, he is a Terrier, not a Pomeranian."
Dave: "and YOU... are a furderer."
Sally: "Dave, be nice."
Dave: Shut up, Mom. How would you like it if I killed your precious Pomeranian and used her fur to make an adorable bag to keep my ballsack warm."
Sally: "Firstly, SHE is a HE, and secondly, he is a Terrier, not a Pomeranian."
Dave: "and YOU... are a furderer."
Furderer by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 12, 2019
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Forded by LilTunechi90 May 2, 2011
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