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Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
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Furded furred Farded Forded fudded Furder Furdeena Furderer fured furfed

Shided and farded and camed 

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition
Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal
a dmv ( d.c,maryland, and virginia) term for being high.
dam nigga you always furred.
" what are you doin tonite?" " uh... idk probally go to a party and get furred"
furred by ambitiouslil1 February 8, 2010
One who buys, sells, or partakes in the production and manufacture of fur goods such as coats, hats etc.
Dave: "Nice Mink coat, bitch!"
Sally: "Dave, be nice."
Dave: Shut up, Mom. How would you like it if I killed your precious Pomeranian and used her fur to make an adorable bag to keep my ballsack warm."
Sally: "Firstly, SHE is a HE, and secondly, he is a Terrier, not a Pomeranian."
Dave: "and YOU... are a furderer."
To be an alcoholic. or to just get drunk or be drunk.
Lets get Forded tonight.
Forded by LilTunechi90 May 2, 2011
When you explain to someone you have just Farted & Burped At the same Time.
"I Have Just Furped!"
Furped by LOU LOU @ 4 April 22, 2012