Furcoat

(Noun) Closeted Furry. The wordplay is based around how fur coats are stored in a closet. Similiarly,closeted furs stay there as they haven't left the closet yet due to fear of being rejected by society.

"Anon 1: Playing snoot game does not make one furry."
"Anon 2: Ok Furcoat"

Furcoat by BasedWaycist88 November 30, 2021

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Acorn in a Fur Coat

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

Acorn in a Fur Coat by reversefront September 3, 2016

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button on a fur coat

A nub of a penis so small that it resembles a button on a fur coat (the fur coat being the pubes).

Billy: "Check it out, I've been using eXtenze all week, and now I'm HUNG!"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"

button on a fur coat by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

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button on a fur coat

A small penis among a mound of pubic hair resembling a button in a fur coat.

"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."

Did you see Ryan's schlong? It looked like the button on a fur coat.

button on a fur coat by cakesnshit November 8, 2014