A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.
by Brigante July 18, 2008
British term to refer to a woman who has pretensions to be of high station but who in reality is anything but.
by brigante November 12, 2005
Well meaning people who probably do more bad than good by telling people they need "saving" and there is something wrong with them when they are at their lowest eb.
by Brigante October 23, 2005
Millionaire 1: should I put something back into the society to which I owe all my wealth?
Millionaire 2: No...best not. Try the Isle of Man instead.
Millionaire 2: No...best not. Try the Isle of Man instead.
by Brigante June 26, 2005
A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.
by Brigante June 26, 2005
We had some power once - the parliament in London abolished it.
We had industry once - London didn't so it was allowed to rot away by the government based down there.
We had industry once - London didn't so it was allowed to rot away by the government based down there.
by Brigante July 01, 2005
by Brigante June 26, 2005