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Someone who will absolutely deny that they have any attraction to something that is considered a furry or an anthropomorphic animal of some sort, yet when one does lay their eyes upon something furry, they will absolutely fold and prove all of one’s previous statements false.
Dude.. I’m not a furry but holy god.. is Roxanne Wolf from Fnaf Security Breach is hot

Yeah.. you’re a total furcel dude..
Furcel by Generacy-lost January 28, 2024
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Fat Urkels.
New York's hottest club is PUUSHHH. This club has everything: ghosts, banjos, Carl Palideno, a stuck up kitten who won't sign autographs, furkels....
furkels by newyorkpartygoer13 September 24, 2011
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fuxcellent 

Oh, dude, the film was fuxcellent.
fuxcellent by worthy1097 January 25, 2016
To have intercourse in a pollock waggon.
Shall we furculate later?
Furculate by Emnor February 11, 2015
After being with a Furkel, I was like, did I just do that?
Furkel by beantrouser December 26, 2010
Furcle (sometimes with the spelling 'Furckle', firkle) is cooking at the lowest temperature attainable from a cooking source, below simmering - usually over a long period of time to extract the full flavour of food, particularly important in cooking Curry (punjabi and Caribbean food)
After frying all the ingredients on high heat, furcle for about an hour.
furcle by Daze Off August 17, 2007

What The Furkel, Brozak? 

An acceptable way to say WTF at work. A common greeting between buds and bros. A query into the psyche of a fellow earthling.
Bob was acting crazy after his date with Cindy, so I asked him "What the Furkel, Brozak?"

After Kevin smashed a beer can against his forehead, Tommy jumped back in surprise and yelled "What the Furkel, Brozak!?"
What The Furkel, Brozak? by Brozak February 20, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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