Definitions by newyorkpartygoer13

furkels

Fat Urkels.

New York's hottest club is PUUSHHH. This club has everything: ghosts, banjos, Carl Palideno, a stuck up kitten who won't sign autographs, furkels....

furkels by newyorkpartygoer13 September 24, 2011

TRASH

New York's hottest club. After you step through the stainless steel doors to this meat-packing hot spot, you'll be greeted by none other than Pierre, the Muslim Elvis impersonator. This club has everything: clones, freaks, Sneezy, a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone, and anyone can get in - there's no password. At the door just do the Cosby face.

I got completely TRASHED at TRASH last night.

TRASH by newyorkpartygoer13 September 24, 2011

DJ Baby Bok Choy

A giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses and spins records with his little ravioli hands.

DJ Baby Bok Choy really knows how to pump up the jam with those little ravioli hands of his.

DJ Baby Bok Choy by newyorkpartygoer13 September 24, 2011

Crease

New York's hottest club. Club promoter, Tranny Oakley, has gone all out. Inside is just everything: lights, psychos, ferbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, sunburnt drifters with soap-scum beards..

I went clubbing at Crease with Stefon last night. It was insane.

Crease by newyorkpartygoer13 September 24, 2011

Wesh

New York's hottest club. 9-year-old Tokyo Pip Yttchiakachuro is back with an all-new hotspot that answers the question: "WHAT?" This place has everything: trance, stilts, throw-up music, an albino that looks like Susan Powder, teddy graham people..

I totally went to Wesh last night. It got crazy.

Wesh by newyorkpartygoer13 September 24, 2011