The state of being where multiple events in one's life and environment are experienced as simultaneously extremely pleasant and incredibly traumatic.
Used as a reply to "How are you?" when things are both and neither great and terrible.
The same day we won an award, I ended up in hospital, what a fuxcellent day!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.