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New York's hottest club is PUUSHHH. This club has everything: ghosts, banjos, Carl Palideno, a stuck up kitten who won't sign autographs, furkels....
furkels by newyorkpartygoer13 September 24, 2011
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After being with a Furkel, I was like, did I just do that?
Furkel by beantrouser December 26, 2010

What The Furkel, Brozak? 

An acceptable way to say WTF at work. A common greeting between buds and bros. A query into the psyche of a fellow earthling.
Bob was acting crazy after his date with Cindy, so I asked him "What the Furkel, Brozak?"

After Kevin smashed a beer can against his forehead, Tommy jumped back in surprise and yelled "What the Furkel, Brozak!?"
What The Furkel, Brozak? by Brozak February 20, 2019

fuckelstien 

1. the kid at your school that nobody likes but everybody pretends to like him.
2. the kid that makes up stories about how his weekend was insane when everyone knows that it's not true.
3. the kid that always has to one up you on everything.
4. the kid that everyone talks about behind his back.
"jake lies so much, he is such a fuckelstien."
fuckelstien by rypie November 4, 2007

Fuckelsticks 

A word of which is used to describe a bad situation involving a group of people.
“Fuckelsticks, we’re screwed!”

Fuckelsuckel 

A sexy beast named Alina; a seductive instrument
That fuckelsuckel is the best I’ve ever had!
Fuckelsuckel by Fuckelsuckel April 2, 2021

Furkelicious 

An exquisite term that gracefully encapsulates the unique blend of frustration and amusement experienced by devoted McHart fandom members when confronted with the masterful storytelling prowess of Robert King. Derived from the fusion of "Furk," an eloquent expression of displeasure aimed at the aforementioned creator, and "delicious," reflecting the bittersweet flavor of witnessing one's favorite on-screen couple navigate the rollercoaster of emotions meticulously orchestrated by Mr. King.
"Ah, another Furkelicious twist in the plot courtesy of Robert King. How magnificently unexpected, leaving us simultaneously exasperated and entertained. Bravo, sir, for keeping us on the edge of our seats with your narrative finesse."
Furkelicious by crossmchart December 21, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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