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The Funni 

What Poland really wants to do when enacting NATO art. 5, AKA nuclear annihilation.
"Do it Poland, do The Funni, press the button"
The Funni by anonymous April 13, 2022
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Funniest shit i've ever seen 

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
Funning is a word you use when someone has asked you "Are you having fun?" or something annoying while you are trying to enjoy something. Instead of just saying "Yes, I am having fun." You can say: "I'm funning!" and then the person who asked will now begin to ask people "Are you funning?" This word is for convenience, so use it.
Person: Playing video games
Annoying guy: "Are you having fun?"

Person: "Ya, I'm funning, now go away man."

Amy Schumer is funnier than you 

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.
Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

Funnodiek 

Funnodiek is used to describe a person who does not blink, or blink for a long period of time.
A year from now, you're walking in the street staring off into space and a bitch girl whispers: "Oh my god.. see that funnodiek? What's wrong with her!"

You're bored in class, staring off into space.
Teacher goes: HEY I won't tolerate any funnodieks! Colleges don't accept that type of people!

You play video games for hours and forget to blink. Finally you do and say "FUCK THAT BURNS! Man I was a total funnodiek right there."
Funnodiek by happyme147 March 27, 2013
'funni', a mispell of the word 'funny'. Most commonly used to sarcastically remark something that is supposed to be funny, or just used to express sillyness.
"did u watch that vid i sent u? is so funni x3"
funni by Felkvir May 22, 2015