Funky K

1. Person of high sexual appeal, artistic supremacy, enourmous genitalia and God-like intelligence.

2. Son of The Gods Of Rock

That guys is so cool! He's a Funky--K!

Rock bands today have a low rating of FunkyKness

You're so awesome! You're in a Funky--K type range!

by Manuel January 9, 2005

Funky Kong

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020

Funky Kong

the god of mario kart wii

funky kong is the best character, how tf has he never been in another game?

by StringCool June 15, 2020

Funky Kong

Full name: Funky Uranus Congo Kong (F.U.C.K.)

The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.

Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.

That guy cheated! He summoned 15 blue shells while he was Funky Kong!

by DKsDownBInTheAir June 21, 2009

funky konging

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at

1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.

2.Self Explanitory

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at if you give me a cookie.

by Fat_Prophet September 20, 2005

Funky Kat

A woman who is bold, groovy, and seductive. She is adventurous, radiant, powerful, humorous, creative, intelligent, sexy, beautiful, sharp, caring, and loving.

I met Funky Kat. She is an atomic bomb awakening every cell of my being.

by Funk Soul December 3, 2020