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v. - when lips are locked in passion and the anus loosens to release a puff of air
What was that Daniel?

Oh, um.... it was the dog.

Liar! You just farted while kissing me!

No, I just karted your ass
Kart by LOSTKIWI May 19, 2010
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"im go get a kart"
kart by rghtr December 10, 2022
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The sexiest mother fucker

Eestlased peavad põlvitama sinu ees fart queen
Kärt maga minuga sa Nii seks lol
Kärt by Kindaswaggy November 28, 2021

Kart Thumb 

Another name for the blisters and general soreness felt in your thumb after playing Mario Kart 64 for too long. Caused by constant grinding of the thumb against the N64's rough control sick during sharp turns.
Dude, I can't play this play this anymore. I'm getting kart thumb.
Kart Thumb by HereWeGo September 2, 2012

kart wheel wizard 

SISSY name for World of Warcraft. Used to piss off those who are to into the game.
J: Hey man, are playing kart wheel wizard again?

C: It's WORLD OF WARCRAFT!

J: Exactly, kart wheel wizard.

kart thumb 

kart thumb is a wiinjury that develops on the right hand after frequent and habitual use of mario kart using the Wii Wheel accessory while playing Mario Kart Wii.

The condition arises from the orientation of the controller/wiimote placing the button used to accelerate your kart under the right thumb.

If left untreated the condition can worsen to Wiipetitive Strain Injury and eventually Wiithritis.
Michael played Mario Kart for ten hours yesterday and got kart thumb - by the time he went home he couldn't even bend his thumb.
kart thumb by pigeon assassin October 6, 2008

kart skitching 

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.
kart skitching by nipples May 24, 2007
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