Funkling

When a child with a father cuts off their fathers sack in order to make water balloons and throw them at Kroger, or any grocery store.

Im gonna go funkling at the local kroger

by JocelMan April 21, 2024

Fucklings

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.

There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."

by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

fuckling

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

furkling

to furkle v - 1) to rummage around; to search. 2) to muck about. often misspelled as "searching"

After much furkling, Will discovered that his new word "furkling" was acknowledged by only 238 people worldwide.
Karan furkled around in her handbag for her pen, while Will less-than-calmly tried to explain what "furkling" was.

by Wilberforce February 8, 2007

Funking Prink

Taken from the out-takes of a lovely, British film about zombies.

Like Fucking Prick, with the same meanings, only you cant get done for saying them.

Funk off you funking prink

Your dad's a funking prink

by Stevie Baby April 16, 2005

ugly fuckling

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare

*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling

by emmamelinda November 7, 2009

fuckling

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can

Shut the fuck up, you fuckling

by drfreeze December 11, 2006