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fuckling
An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.
Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.
fuckling by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007
furkling
After much furkling, Will discovered that his new word "furkling" was acknowledged by only 238 people worldwide.
Karan furkled around in her handbag for her pen, while Will less-than-calmly tried to explain what "furkling" was.
Karan furkled around in her handbag for her pen, while Will less-than-calmly tried to explain what "furkling" was.
furkling by Wilberforce February 8, 2007
Funking Prink
Taken from the out-takes of a lovely, British film about zombies.
Like Fucking Prick, with the same meanings, only you cant get done for saying them.
Like Fucking Prick, with the same meanings, only you cant get done for saying them.
Funking Prink by Stevie Baby April 16, 2005
ugly fuckling
The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare
*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics
Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?
Booby Jo: yeah....
Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now
Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?
Booby Jo: yeah....
Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now
Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
ugly fuckling by emmamelinda November 7, 2009
fuckling
Shut the fuck up, you fuckling
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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