Chihiro fujisaki

Your new lord and master for all of eternity. He is the greatest thing to ever exist and he should be elected president. You should love him, and if you don't, you shall die.

"Dude, Chihiro Fujisaki is the greatest thing to ever exist!"
"I know, right?"

Chihiro fujisaki by PoopFacePoopManPoopHead294702 November 28, 2020

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Fujisaki Scale

The Fujisaki Scale is a scale for measuring the intensity of Tornados based upon the damage an egg would inflict on construction materials.

Dale. This tornado's already at level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong can send an egg through a barn door. Two if one of them is open.

Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?

Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge

Fujisaki Scale by RayRoy Strickland January 20, 2013

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Fujimora Pantsu

A badass Japanese anime character who swings his axe at you, his best friend and nemisis is Kumasan

"I'm Fujimora Pantsu and I swing my axe at youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!"

Fujimora Pantsu by fujimora pantsu February 7, 2012

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Fundilymundily

A made up word used by Scottish Labour leaders when under pressure or lying to the public.

A derivative of the word fundamental which can be used to best effect in conjunction with exploititoity zero hours contracts.

I Fundilymundily did not claim over 400k expenses!

Scotland is so Fundilymundily important to us..

Fundilymundily by MissDoc_x May 4, 2015

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fundie hole

An online place where fundies hang out, often innapropriate to the place's intended purpose. Many times will infest a chat or message listing to make it their own fundie hole. A well known Fundie Hole is the "Post Your Thoughts" link in virtually any major AOL news story no matter what the subject or topic of the article. They are especially attracted to any scientific story to insult it and promote their own religious dogma, thereby turning the entire post section into a fundie hole.

marinebiologst22 - Hey, did you read the AOL news about that dolphin with the vestigial hind limb?"
Iluvcetaceans - Yah, I went into the message section but it was already a fundie hole and I couldn't sort out any serious posts.
marinebiologst22 - Geez. Fuckin' asswipes...

fundie hole by Grafikman January 22, 2007

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fundietard

A fundie who is also a retard, which happens to be the case with most fundies.

Alice: Man, did you hear the story about two parents letting their deathly ill child die by praying instead of sending him to a hospital?

Bob: sure did, what a bunch of fundietards.

Alice: true.

fundietard by Supreme_Bananas January 15, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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