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From the hills in Norn Iron we say that Foundered means we are cold.
The wind would founder ye!

'Am foundered, was standin out there all day long an' near froze!
foundered by libbet May 15, 2006

Funderdome 

Steve Harvey's Funderdome, a play on funding and Thunderdome, is an American business reality competition show on ABC where Steve Harvey judges inventors competing for seed money.
I heard ABC's new show Steve Harvey's Funderdome got leaked by hackers. Too bad nobody that old knows how to download torrents.

funderdunking

Funderdunking (v.); to funderdunk

Funderdunking is a particular breed of ironic bullshiting wherein both parties to a discussion highlight a trite subject by speaking of it in either an elevated tone or of elevated significance.

1. to speak in an academic or intellectual idiom about trivial, personal, or pop culture matters (see Klosterman, Chuck; patron saint of Funderdunking)
2. to pretend to care deeply about an issue of no great importance in the hopes of convincing others you have a personality (see Smith, Kevin; filmmaker)
Person One: "Wow, I had no idea you were so into the ninja turtles."
Person Two: "Oh no, I was just funderdunking."

1. Any Bill Simmons article.

2. Dude, fuck Raphael, everyone knows that Michelangelo was the stoner turtle. He ordered ice cream on his pizza - he had to be stoned. Don't try to tell me to respect Raphael, he was just pissed all the time.
funderdunking by Max Berger April 30, 2007

funderemployed 

The state of being under-employed, working less than full time, that allows extra free time to have fun.
While I was funderemployed, I trained for and ran a marathon.

Foundered On 

(Verb) A phrase that was popular during the 20th century that means to be tired of or burn out on.
We went to the movies every weekend; we were completely foundered on it.

She was foundered on her 4 hour commute from her house to work each day.
Foundered On by OlFashioned November 13, 2013
A $100 bill you carry with you which can only be used to go on an adventure or do something unexpected for the pure pleasure of it. Fundreds are not allowed to be used to pay bills or similar expenses. Carrying a Fundred reminds you to be on the lookout for opportunities for fun.
My wife and I were at a Cars and Copters show at the local airport. It was $50 per person to go on a helicopter ride. We’d never been in a helicopter and since I had a Fundred with me, we decided to do it. It was Fundred well spent.
Fundred by rpcgal February 21, 2021