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The act of sticking a finger up the taint (gooch) or arse in a quick motion to cause a shock to the unknowing victim.
"John was stood there and I fudgied him, it almost frightened the life out of him"
Fudgied by Adolphzuckerberg June 3, 2016
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fudged her huggies 

When a baby poops their nappy/diaper. Fudge = poop, huggies = nappy/diaper. Used in the Simpsons episode, 'Strong Arms of the Ma.
Bart: 'Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her huggies!'
Marge: 'Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!'
fudged her huggies by Online Fan October 14, 2016

Fudgedickle 

A penis or other object freshly removed from an anus and put directly into someones mouth.
My wife sure loves a fudgedickle while were making love.
Fudgedickle by mtcc69 December 5, 2010
A tourist to the northern lower, or eastern upper peninsula of Michigan, especially the Mackinac area. Often these tourist are from lower parts of Michigan, and are usually on vacation "up north". The name fudgie comes from the fact that many of these tourist like to spend lots of time in the many fudge shops in northern Michigan. Locals are generally not fond of fudgies, as they seem to have no small town driving abilities, and can sometimes be snobby or annoying. fudgies are identifiable by bright clothes, and the presence of cameras around their necks and the use of fanny packs. also, the use of shoes and sock at wholly inappropriate times, such as on the beach and the pronunciation "Mack-in-ack" are dead giveaways.
You don't have to use your blinker there! what the hell is he doing?

Calm down, its just another fudgie
fudgie by gooseman2009 July 8, 2010

Fudgie Krinkles 

The foreskin on a penis caked or crusted with poop after anal sex.
Pedro had fudgie krinkles on his penis after having anal sex with the neighborhood hooker.
Fudgie Krinkles by CAKPDX January 13, 2010

Fudged His Huggies 

When a baby poops in their diaper...more specifically, in their Huggies.
"I'll have to call you back Sandra, something smells terrible and I'm pretty sure the baby just fudged his huggies."
Fudged His Huggies by k-mil April 29, 2008

fudged up 

a funny way up saying I ###### up
I fudged up man, i'm sorry
fudged up by jg009 November 10, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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