13 definitions by Online Fan

Originating from Liverpool, a slang term meaning 'idiot' or 'stupid', but in a nicer way. Equivalent to Cockney people using the term, 'plonker'.
'Why did you do that? Softlad!'
by Online Fan March 16, 2016
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1. To be extremely angry with somebody. (Angry enough that you could actually literally do so to the person you're angry with)
2. To punish or threaten to punish somebody very severely

Originated from people literally having skin removed as a form of torture before execution.
' I'll skin alive the moron who broke my car window when I find them.'
by Online Fan October 28, 2016
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When someone takes too much food, which is more than they're able to eat, so they cannot finish it all off.

Typically as a result of people attending a help-yourself style buffet or pub carvery.
I can' finish this ice cream cake, guess I have a case of eyes bigger than belly.
by Online Fan February 2, 2017
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1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.
by Online Fan November 19, 2016
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A person who has a very deep love of dogs.

Usually a lover of all dogs in general, but may have a specific fondness of one breed in particular, often a result of positive experience of the breed at a young age, like in a film.
Dogs are great. I'm a total cynophilist.
by Online Fan December 20, 2016
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1. a bad/frightening dream
2. something happening in your waking life that is really traumatic
3. a fictional character from the Soul Calibur game series
1. Bloody hell, that was one bad nightmare, I'm glad it's over now
2. Will this nightmare never end?
3. Hmm, who shall I play as this time? I know, Nightmare
by Online Fan December 20, 2016
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Striking a guy one in his testicles. Sack whack may refer to striking the testicles in several different ways including:-
- slapping
- tapping
- punching
- kicking
- elbowing
- twisting
- pinching
- backhanding

Sack whack is also known as:-
- Sack tapping
- Nut check (often said before the sack whack occurs)
- Nut tag
- Bag tag
- Bell flicking
- Roshambo, originating from 'Mecha Streisand', one of the earliest episodes of the American animated comedy cartoon, South Park .

'Sack' refers to the scrotum.
Gary: I don't care what you think , I'm doing it.'
Natasha: 'You dare and I'll sack whack you one!'
Gary: 'Oh sorry, I didn't know that. I do want to have kids some day.
by Online Fan December 30, 2016
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