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fuckbook 

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc
I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.
fuckbook by Peters a star May 2, 2009
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Fuckzone 

A particularly disappointing metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants a sexual relationship. It is impossible to get emotionally invested in someone while in the fuckzone, because, as friends with benefits , you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.
Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I only want to have casual sex
Person 1 is now relegated to just a fling held within the fuckzone
Fuckzone by cheshirecat90 November 30, 2018
A slur for a mischievous ferret whose biggest fear is that he'll be recognized as a racoon.
C'mon Fuckoon, you can't answer with a racoon meme for everything!
Fuckoon by DarMar October 16, 2018

fuckbooking 

A term used on facebook when you are having cyber sex with another person over facebook
cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch
A pejorative term usually used by moderators on social forums to describe a complete idiot , it's a mash up of fucktard and buffoon
Please desist from your personal attacks , you're acting like a Fuckoon
Fuckoon by Ferretocious October 16, 2018

Fuckfoot 

An inconsiderate asshole who never sits down, who incessantly paces, pounds, and slams their feet into the floor, and lives in the apartment above you.
"Great. Fuckfoot upstairs just got home..."
Fuckfoot by Porgmundr May 24, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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