Fuckzoo

Vulgar Slang A place where one goes to get their socks rocked sexualy by an animal of another species.

Dude, I'm totally into sheep, so I'm goin down to the fuckzoo.

by Batman October 19, 2003

fuckbook

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

by Peters a star May 2, 2009

Fuckzone

A particularly disappointing metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants a sexual relationship. It is impossible to get emotionally invested in someone while in the fuckzone, because, as friends with benefits , you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.

Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I only want to have casual sex
Person 1 is now relegated to just a fling held within the fuckzone

by cheshirecat90 November 30, 2018

Fuckoon

A slur for a mischievous ferret whose biggest fear is that he'll be recognized as a racoon.

C'mon Fuckoon, you can't answer with a racoon meme for everything!

by DarMar October 16, 2018

fuckbooking

A term used on facebook when you are having cyber sex with another person over facebook

cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch

by whos that girl? May 31, 2009

Fuckoon

A pejorative term usually used by moderators on social forums to describe a complete idiot , it's a mash up of fucktard and buffoon

Please desist from your personal attacks , you're acting like a Fuckoon

by Ferretocious October 16, 2018

Fuckfoot

An inconsiderate asshole who never sits down, who incessantly paces, pounds, and slams their feet into the floor, and lives in the apartment above you.

"Great. Fuckfoot upstairs just got home..."

by Porgmundr May 24, 2023