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Fucknormous
Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.
V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?
Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016
fuckworthy
fuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019
fuckworthiness
The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.
His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.
fuckworthiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019
fuckdore
Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.
Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!
fuckdore by Funny Moms November 16, 2016
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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