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the anniversary of the first time you slept together.

Sarah: Yesterday was our fuckiversary. Our first date anniversary is next week.

Erica: Wow, you waited almost a year!

Sarah: Not exactly...

fuckiversary by EmmyJane January 13, 2008

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Fuckiversary

(Fuck-uh-verse-ary) The anniversary date of the first time you and a certain person fornicated.

N: "Really? It hasn't been that long since we started seeing eachother..."

D: "Yeah, it has, its been about three months... you forgot when we first fucked?"
N: "Shit, I forgot our fuck anniversary... our fuckiversary. Tomorrow, Fuckiversary begins."
D: "Ok, were the ... 21st of each month."

Fuckiversary by Nai Mig August 21, 2010

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Fuckaversary

The day you and your fuck buddy first fucked.

John "Why did Tim have to leave so suddenly?"
Bob "Its Mary and his fuckaversary"
John "Ohhhh"

Fuckaversary by Anynemous August 1, 2010

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Fuckaverssary

A fuckaverssary is a year when you and bae fucked for the first time and you didn't date so this is the date that marks the start of your relationship.

You: Happy fuckaverssary Fabi!
him: Uhh... i guess there's gonna be some tension for the coming days

Fuckaverssary by urbanchick25 June 22, 2016

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Fuckversary

Any anniversary marking the first time you fucked. Significant especially for one-night-stands that unexpectedly turn into relationships.

Hey baby, guess what tonight is? It's our one-year fuckversary!

Fuckversary by Mr K December 16, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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