Fucktardious

When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.

I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.

by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014

Fucktardis

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.

I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.

by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010

Fucktardis

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who

"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."

by Notinhandle22291 May 1, 2021

fucktardious

it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness

this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!

by charmaineee March 12, 2008

fucktardiness

The act of being a fucktard

by Willc0 September 8, 2003

fucktardy

to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet

by aeioulmao June 3, 2015

fucktardiness

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

by bitch is always fucking late January 5, 2008