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fucktardouche 

swear word. for someone who is just such a collosal waste of life that no other swear manages to capture the all-encompassing worthlessness of aforementioned person.
steve is such a fucktardouche for cheating on his wife and abandoning her and their newborn son. it makes you wonder why he bothered getting married of purposefully fathering a child if he was just going to desert them.
fucktardouche by PhoenixSheriden October 15, 2012

fucktarddouchebag

One who is both fucking retarded and a giant douche.
Damn, Max is such a fucktarddouchebag!

fucktardulous 

adjective: a level of stupidity that is beyond comprehension.
So those presentations that are due tomorrow that we spent two weeks doing need to be redone because the template is wrong?

That's fucktardulous.
fucktardulous by Rusty Shackles August 23, 2011

fucktardiosis 

to have the disease of being a fucking retard.
Duke was was being a total douche bag and didnt know anything, I think hes suffering from fucktardiosis.
fucktardiosis by Matthew Hauser August 18, 2008

fucktardus 

6”3 Greek Australian, found in public places such as airports, usually found sporting a flat top, wears a fanny pack and loves Adidas

AKA - Geoff Harris
Omg look at that Fucktardus, his name must be Geoff
fucktardus by The adidas shuffle December 26, 2017

fucktardious

it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness
this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!
fucktardious by charmaineee March 12, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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