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fucktardouche 

swear word. for someone who is just such a collosal waste of life that no other swear manages to capture the all-encompassing worthlessness of aforementioned person.
steve is such a fucktardouche for cheating on his wife and abandoning her and their newborn son. it makes you wonder why he bothered getting married of purposefully fathering a child if he was just going to desert them.
fucktardouche by PhoenixSheriden October 15, 2012

fucktarddouchebag

One who is both fucking retarded and a giant douche.
Damn, Max is such a fucktarddouchebag!

fucktardulous 

adjective: a level of stupidity that is beyond comprehension.
So those presentations that are due tomorrow that we spent two weeks doing need to be redone because the template is wrong?

That's fucktardulous.
fucktardulous by Rusty Shackles August 23, 2011

fucktardeous 

(of a person or object) in a stupidly stupendous manner, being related to or of a fucktard or fucktardess
This is so fucktardeous.

You are so fucktardeous, it is unbelievable.
fucktardeous by justincn618 April 24, 2017

fucktardiosis 

to have the disease of being a fucking retard.
Duke was was being a total douche bag and didnt know anything, I think hes suffering from fucktardiosis.
fucktardiosis by Matthew Hauser August 18, 2008

fucktardus 

6”3 Greek Australian, found in public places such as airports, usually found sporting a flat top, wears a fanny pack and loves Adidas

AKA - Geoff Harris
Omg look at that Fucktardus, his name must be Geoff
fucktardus by The adidas shuffle December 26, 2017
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