When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.
I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.
swear word. for someone who is just such a collosal waste of life that no other swear manages to capture the all-encompassing worthlessness of aforementioned person.
steve is such a fucktardouche for cheating on his wife and abandoning her and their newborn son. it makes you wonder why he bothered getting married of purposefully fathering a child if he was just going to desert them.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.