When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.
I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.
by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014
N. After the Roman God Janus and the term Pussy (used to mean wussy or snowflake); Someone who is two faced and can't take it when they are rebuked.
by LadyBookworm80 August 07, 2017
1) Making such a huge shit that it goes above the water line and clogs up the toilet.
2) A nickname for Donald Trump (as President).
2) A nickname for Donald Trump (as President).
Dude, I was so late to work this morning! I had a Dumpf and it took half an hour of plunging to get it to go down!!
2) God, I can't stand Dumpf; America's really in the toilet!
2) God, I can't stand Dumpf; America's really in the toilet!
by LadyBookworm80 August 06, 2017
Don't ask a girl to Netflix and Chill on a first date; unless she's a ho she'll say no. Then you look like a dick just trying to dip your wick.
by LadyBookworm80 May 20, 2017
by LadyBookworm80 March 13, 2018
When a woman’s boobs move to one side or the other in her bra after wearing a seatbelt and have to be shifted back to be even; often causing a momentary pause before or directly after exiting a vehicle.
by LadyBookworm80 March 13, 2018