fucktardiosis 

to have the disease of being a fucking retard.

Duke was was being a total douche bag and didnt know anything, I think hes suffering from fucktardiosis.

fucktardiosis by Matthew Hauser August 18, 2008

fucktardious

it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness

this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!

fucktardious by charmaineee March 12, 2008

Fucktardianism

For some a way of life is growing up, getting a nice job, having a great spouse and then travelling the world. For those that follow the ways of Fucktardianism there is hope for them achieving all 3 of those things but through those things they are going to do some of the most fucking stupid shit that you have ever seen one example is a bunch of women marching down the street with vaginas on their heads or a group of people burning down the businesses in their own cities and stealing shit just because they felt empowered. Then we have those who wear a mask while driving alone in the car with the windows up or biking up a mountain with no one around. People that didn't win the Darwin award but deserve it are prime examples of followers in Fucktardianism. When you see these people do not attempt to engage with them for they become violently offended very fast and could even try to assault you.

Kids did you see Karen today wearing her mask while riding alone in the car? Now kids that is an example of Karen practicing Fucktardianism, we don't practice that religion here okay.

Fucktardianism by Token Dankies September 30, 2021

Fucktardious

When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.

I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.

Fucktardious by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014

fucktarditis 

noun: This disease is caught at some random point in life while in the presence of another carrier/host's fucktardedness. It lays dormant until the carrier/host behaves in the most supremely idiotic way that fucktarditis activates to then completely envelope the host.

CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.

At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.

fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.

*(1) Casey caught fucktarditis when he kissed a girl on a dare. They are currently invading people's personal space, spreading fucktarditis at an unbelievably rapid rate.

8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!

fucktarditis by *gypsy*soul* August 3, 2022