fucktardouche 

swear word. for someone who is just such a collosal waste of life that no other swear manages to capture the all-encompassing worthlessness of aforementioned person.

steve is such a fucktardouche for cheating on his wife and abandoning her and their newborn son. it makes you wonder why he bothered getting married of purposefully fathering a child if he was just going to desert them.

fucktardouche by PhoenixSheriden October 15, 2012

fucktarddouchebag

One who is both fucking retarded and a giant douche.

Damn, Max is such a fucktarddouchebag!

fucktarddouchebag by Jiggaman Make Dem Say UHHH! June 27, 2006

fucktarducken 

Portmanteau of fucktard and turducken. When someone, something or a situation is so amzingly fucked up, usually requiring one action to be done, undone and then done again, that the amazement factor of fuck a duck kicks in. Fucktard(ed), wrapped in a fuck a duck moment.

Michael: I had to de-register my old laptop from campus and re-register it re-activate my account before I could remove my old laptop and add my new one.

Michaela: Fucktarducken.

fucktarducken by ygdrassil June 30, 2016