fucktardouche 

swear word. for someone who is just such a collosal waste of life that no other swear manages to capture the all-encompassing worthlessness of aforementioned person.

steve is such a fucktardouche for cheating on his wife and abandoning her and their newborn son. it makes you wonder why he bothered getting married of purposefully fathering a child if he was just going to desert them.

fucktardouche by PhoenixSheriden October 15, 2012

fucktarddouchebag

One who is both fucking retarded and a giant douche.

Damn, Max is such a fucktarddouchebag!

fucktarddouchebag by Jiggaman Make Dem Say UHHH! June 27, 2006

fucktarducken 

Portmanteau of fucktard and turducken. When someone, something or a situation is so amzingly fucked up, usually requiring one action to be done, undone and then done again, that the amazement factor of fuck a duck kicks in. Fucktard(ed), wrapped in a fuck a duck moment.

Michael: I had to de-register my old laptop from campus and re-register it re-activate my account before I could remove my old laptop and add my new one.

Michaela: Fucktarducken.

fucktarducken by ygdrassil June 30, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004