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Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Fucktillion 

First defined by Pythagorus to mean the number of togas in Ancient Greece, Fucktillion is now commonly used to represent a number one less than infinity.
I was standing next to the sun yesterday and it was a fucktillion degrees!
Fucktillion by Cheese Furburgers September 10, 2010

Fucktillionaire 

Someone who has more money than they could ever possibly spend.
"According to Forbes, Bill Gates is a Fucktillionaire."

Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:

1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton

fucktally challenged 

Politically correct way of saying "fucktard"; contraction of "fucking mentally challenged"
1st person: "That guy is such a fucktard!"

2nd person: "You shouldn't say that anymore. The politically correct term is fucktally challenged."
fucktally challenged by Zinnc November 29, 2011

Fucktalking 

"Fucktalking" is a term that describes the act of engaging in prolonged conversations that seem to go in circles, ultimately leading to no productive outcome. It represents a chain reaction of motivation that goes nowhere, as individuals involved in "fucktalking" exchange repetitive and redundant information without reaching any meaningful conclusions or actions. It serves as a reminder of the importance of efficient and purposeful communication to avoid wasting time and energy.
The team's constant fucktalking about the upcoming event left them with no concrete plans or actions, just a lot of repetitive discussion.
Fucktalking by EssSnake September 8, 2023

Fucktalk 

The default way in which some people interject the word FUCK into their everyday speech. Also the compendium of obscenities one can fit into a conversation in a casual way.
Hey buddy, can you translate what this whore just wrote to me? You speak fluent fucktalk!
Fucktalk by LOL_as January 30, 2009