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fuckfail 

: an otherwise anticipated, fantasized about, physically needed,
or lusted for-- act of sex with your person of choice...
fails miserably when attempted.
It is not bound by lack of orgasm, just where everything goes wrong, someone's skills are ALL off, one embarasses themself,
something distracts them, or a fight-mid coitus or foreplay---
stalls things out.

Sex= closed....
Utterly depressing and frustrating, sex left you wanting...
and a 'fuckfail' branded in your head.
Balls...blue.
Emotions....screwed...better than you were this nite.
" Just had another fuckfail w/ Ben tonite. He seems to have forgotten how to tickle my freak show spots...it just killed it..."
fuckfail by Mistress Jenocide October 22, 2015
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fuckfall 

An event or mistake that is so disastrous that 'fuck-up' isn't strong enough,so 'fuckfall' is substituted,as this shitty happening in your life is equivalent to a long fall down a well or off a rocky slope.
"Meeting and marrying that asshole was the biggest fuckfall ever."

"Lately my life has just been one big fuckfall after another."
fuckfall by Thundercunt274 December 31, 2012
Related Words

Donkey fuck fail 

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .
John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .

fuckfairy 

heterosexual acting or speaking in a manner that seems overly flamboyant or homosexual
My boyfriend always embarasses me in front of my friends because he is a fuckfairy.
fuckfairy by Stiffany June 3, 2009

Fuckpail 

The clinical term for the slang term "Vagina".
He stuck his Spermshoot into her fuckpail.
Fuckpail by Jgoodz March 15, 2009

fuckfilment 

i have reached fuckfilment today
fuckfilment by missbrownie24 December 6, 2011
A fucktail is simply a cocktail with a rape drug added, e.g. Rohypnol
Morris: "Wassup bbg, can I offer you a fucktail?"
Alice: "No thanks, I'll pass"
Fucktail by ThomdenDK April 25, 2022