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: an otherwise anticipated, fantasized about, physically needed,
or lusted for-- act of sex with your person of choice...
fails miserably when attempted.
It is not bound by lack of orgasm, just where everything goes wrong, someone's skills are ALL off, one embarasses themself,
something distracts them, or a fight-mid coitus or foreplay---
stalls things out.

Sex= closed....
Utterly depressing and frustrating, sex left you wanting...
and a 'fuckfail' branded in your head.
Balls...blue.
Emotions....screwed...better than you were this nite.
" Just had another fuckfail w/ Ben tonite. He seems to have forgotten how to tickle my freak show spots...it just killed it..."
by Mistress Jenocide October 22, 2015
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