fuckfail

: an otherwise anticipated, fantasized about, physically needed,
or lusted for-- act of sex with your person of choice...
fails miserably when attempted.
It is not bound by lack of orgasm, just where everything goes wrong, someone's skills are ALL off, one embarasses themself,
something distracts them, or a fight-mid coitus or foreplay---
stalls things out.

Sex= closed....
Utterly depressing and frustrating, sex left you wanting...
and a 'fuckfail' branded in your head.
Balls...blue.
Emotions....screwed...better than you were this nite.

" Just had another fuckfail w/ Ben tonite. He seems to have forgotten how to tickle my freak show spots...it just killed it..."

fuckfail by Mistress Jenocide October 22, 2015

Words you can keep

fuckfall

An event or mistake that is so disastrous that 'fuck-up' isn't strong enough,so 'fuckfall' is substituted,as this shitty happening in your life is equivalent to a long fall down a well or off a rocky slope.

"Meeting and marrying that asshole was the biggest fuckfall ever."

"Lately my life has just been one big fuckfall after another."

fuckfall by Thundercunt274 December 31, 2012

Related Words

fuckfail • fuckfairy • fuckfall • fuckfilment • Fuckpail • Donkey fuck fail • Fuck Tail • Fuck Fair • fuck fall guys • fuck film festival

Donkey fuck fail

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .

John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .

Donkey fuck fail by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009

fuckfairy

heterosexual acting or speaking in a manner that seems overly flamboyant or homosexual

My boyfriend always embarasses me in front of my friends because he is a fuckfairy.

fuckfairy by Stiffany June 3, 2009

Fuckpail

The clinical term for the slang term "Vagina".

He stuck his Spermshoot into her fuckpail.

Fuckpail by Jgoodz March 15, 2009

fuckfilment

being sexual satisfied

i have reached fuckfilment today

fuckfilment by missbrownie24 December 6, 2011

Fucktail

A fucktail is simply a cocktail with a rape drug added, e.g. Rohypnol

Morris: "Wassup bbg, can I offer you a fucktail?"
Alice: "No thanks, I'll pass"

Fucktail by ThomdenDK April 25, 2022

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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