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Fuckslayer 

The most badass musical instrument in existence
Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.
Fuckslayer by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

Fuckscape 

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).
*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons
Fuckscape by Calibrix January 23, 2013

Fucksaje 

Originally nothing more than an alcoconscious misspelling of "fucksake," "fucksaje" is now widely used as a spoken word, with a very similar meaning to "fucksake." The shortened form "saje" is also acceptable.
"They've locked the door, fucksaje!"
Fucksaje by Neil "Twiggy" Twigg October 9, 2009
noun, a sexual object

It means that someone is used for someone else's pleasure.
Bernie drove to the rendezvous, ready to join his collection of fuckslaves.
fuckslave by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
when nothing goes your way; everything you touch turns to shit
Today has been total fuckage!!!
fuckage by Moon Wizard March 31, 2009

fucksaster 

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.
I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.
fucksaster by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020